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Mad Max : Fury Road

   There’s a moment in everyone’s post-apocalyptic life when you look at the throng of skeletal peasants desperately slurping milk siphoned from the breast of an overweight woman and think to … Continue reading

May 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

Westboro Baptist Church Prank Revealed!

Dear World, The widely detested hate group, known as the Westboro Baptist Church, or the WBC for people who can’t remember if it’s spelled “West-b-o-r-o” or  “West-b-o-r-o-u-g-h,” has been parading … Continue reading

September 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

DOMA and Other Acronyms

Dear World, DOMA is dead, and the world prepares to mourn by waxing its chest and traveling to New York City this weekend. Flamboyantly European, yet straight, men sporting deep … Continue reading

June 28, 2013 · Leave a comment

Spring Confidence

Dear World, Despite acknowledged absence of practice or ability, a local university student suddenly developed a naive optimism this Monday afternoon, after making the decision to join a casual frisbee-throwing … Continue reading

April 11, 2013 · Leave a comment

Pope Francis

Dear World, Just a few days ago on March 13th, 2013, Jorge Bergoglio, the Archbishop of Buenos Aires, was elected as the 266th pope of the Catholic Church. Although the … Continue reading

March 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

Skim Jong Milk

Dear World, After much deliberation, the Democratic People’s Beverage Coalition has finally declared Skim Jong Milk as Supreme Liter.  The people are expecting a thousand years of fat free happiness, … Continue reading

February 15, 2013 · 1 Comment

The David Attenborough Standard of Plurality

Dear World, Over the past two years I have been spearheading a study that I believe marks a critical breakthrough in furthering the legitimacy of my feigned intelligence. The study … Continue reading

January 28, 2013 · Leave a comment